Stuart Rachels


Every Movie I've Seen (M through Z)

(Updated constantly)

This page lists every movie I've seen from M to Z. Or, it tries to. I've kept a complete record of movies I've watched since 1997. Otherwise, I've had to rely on my memory.

In alphabetizing, I ignore blank spaces, and numerals/punctuation come before the letters. "[?]" after a movie title expresses uncertainty about whether I saw the movie. "[I bailed]" means I quit watching the film in someone's home. "[I walked out]" means I left a public theater free at last.


MacArthur (American Experience) (1999)
Machinist, The (2004)
Made in America (1993)
Mafia! [a.k.a. Jane Austen's Mafia!] (1998)
Magic (1978)
Magnolia (1999) [I bailed even before the frogs started falling]
Magnum Force (1973)
Maguire, Jerry (1996)
Malcolm X (1992)
Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
Manchurian Candidate, The (2004)
Manhattan (1979)
Man in the Moon, The (1991)
Man in the Sand (1999)
Man on the Moon (1999)
Man on Wire (2008)
Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Man Who Would Be King, The (1975)
Man Without a Face, The (1993)
Man with Two Brains, The (1983)
Marathon Man (1976)
March of the Penguins (2005)
Maria Full of Grace (2004)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
MASH (1970)
Mask, The (1994)
Match Point (2005)
Matewan (1987)
Matilda (1996)
Matrix, The (1999)
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Maximum Risk (1996)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Mean Creek (2004)
Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005)
Mean Girls (2004)
Mean Streets (1973)
Meatballs (1979)
Memento (2000)
Menace II Society (1993)
Men in Black (1997)
Messenger, The (2009)
Metallica: Some Kind of Monster (2004)
Metropolitan (1990)
Michael Clayton (2007)
Michael Jordan: An American Hero (1999) [I bailed]
Midnight Cowboy (1969)
Midnight Run (1988)
Midway (1976)
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Milk (2008)
Miller's Crossing (1990)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Millions (2004)
Minority Report (2002)
Misery (1990)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Mississippi Burning (1988)
Monster (2003)
Monster on the Campus (1958)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Monster's, Inc. (2001)
Month by the Lake, A (1995)
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
Moonraker (1979) [?]
Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers, The (2009)
Motel Hell (1980)
Mother, The (2003)
Mr 3000 (2004)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) [I walked out]
Mr. Death: The Rise and Fall of Fred A. Leuchter, Jr. (1999)
Mr. Deeds (2002)
Mr. Mom (1983)
Mr. Nice Guy (1997)
Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
Mrs Brown (1997)
Mrs. Doubtfire (1993)
Mrs. Parker and the Vicious Circle (1994)
Mulholland Dr. (2001)
Mulholland Falls (1996)
Mummy, The (1999)
Munich (2005)
Muppet Christmas Carol, The (1992)
Murder at 1600 (1997)
Murderball (2005)
Murder on a Sunday Morning (2001)
Muriel's Wedding (1994)
Muppet Movie, The (1979)
Muppets Take Manhattan, The (1984)
Murder By Death (1976)
Muse, The (1999)
Mute Witness (1994)
My Bodyguard (1980)
My Breakfast with Blassie (1983)
My Cousin Vinny (1992)
My Girl (1991)
My Kid Could Paint That (2007)
My Life as a Dog (1985)
My Man Godfrey (1936)
Mysterious Skin (2004)
Mystic Pizza (1988)
Mystic River (2003)
Myth of Fingerprints, The (1997)
My Tutor (1983)

Naked Gun, The: From the Files of Police Squad! (1988)
Naked Gun, The: 33 1/3: The Final Insult (1994)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Nashville (1975) [I bailed]
Negotiator, The (1998)
Neighbors (1981)
Neil Young: Heart of Gold (2006)
Network (1976)
Newton Boys, The (1998)
Next Best Thing, The (2000)
Nice Dreams (1981)
Night at the Opera, A (1935)
Night at the Roxbury, A (1998)
Night Listener, The (2006)
Night on Earth (1991)
Night Shift (1982)
Nine Queens (2000)
Nine to Five (1980)
Nobody's Fool (1994)
No Country for Old Men (2007)
No End in Sight (2007)
Norma Rae (1979)
North Avenue Irregulars, The (1979) [?]
North by Northwest (1959)
North Country Norma Rae (2005)
No Way Out (1987)
Nowhere to Run (1993)

O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Observe and Report (2009)
Obsession (1976)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
October Sky (1999)
Octopussy (1983)
Ode to Billy Joe (1976)
Officer and a Gentleman, An (1982)
Office Space (1999)
Oh, God! (1977)
Oh, God! Book II (1980)
Oh, God! You Devil (1984)
Oliver! (1968)
On Deadly Ground (1994) [?]
One Day in September (1999)
One False Move (1992)
One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest (1975) [I bailed]
One Hour Photo (2002)
One on One (1977)
Onion Field, The (1979)
On the Ropes (1999)
Open Range (2003)
Open Water (2003)
Operation Crossbow (1965)
Operation Daybreak (1975)
Opposite of Sex, The (1998)
Order of Myths, The (2008) [I bailed]
Ordinary People (1980)
Others, The (2001)
Other Guys, The (2010)
Outbreak (1995)
Out for Justice (1991)
Outlaw Josey Wales, The (1976)
Out of Sight (1998)
Outrage (2009)
Outsiders, The (1983)
Out to Sea (1997)
Overboard (1987)
Over the Edge (1979)
Over the Hedge (2006)

Package, The (1989)
Palindromes (2004)
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Panic (2000)
Paper Chase, The (1973) [?]
Paper Moon (1973)
Paradise Lost: The Child Murders at Robin Hood Hill (1996)
Paradise Lost 2: Revelations (2000)
Parallax View (1974)
Paranoid Park (2007)
Paris, Texas (1984)
Passenger 57 (1992) [?]
Pathfinder (a.k.a. Ofelas) (1987)
Patriot Games (1992)
Patton (1970)
Payback (1999)
Peacemaker, The (1997) [It looked good, but I slept]
Peggy Sue Got Married (1986)
Pelican Brief, The (1993)
People vs. Larry Flynt, The (1996)
Perfect Murder, A (1998)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Persepolis (2007)
Peter's Friends (1992)
Petey Wheatstraw (1977)
Philadelphia (1993)
Pi (1998)
Pianist, The (2002)
Piano, The (1993)
Piano Teacher, The (2001)
Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975)
Pineapple Express (2008)
Pink Panther Strikes Again, The (1976)
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
Player, The (1992)
Pleasantville (1998)
Please Give (2010)
Pledge, The (2001)
Point Break (1991)
Polar Express, The (2004)
Police Academy (1984)
Poltergeist (1982)
Popeye (1980)
Porky's (1982)
Poseidon Adventure, The (1972)
Prestige, The (2006)
Presumed Innocent (1990)
Pretty in Pink (1986)
Pretty Woman (1990)
Pride (2007)
Primal Fear (1996)
Primary Colors (1998)
Princess and the Warrior, The (2000)
Princess Bride, The (1987)
Principal, The (1987)
Private Benjamin (1980)
Private Parts (1997)
Prizzi's Honor (1985)
Producers, The (1968)
Producers, The (2005)
Proposition, The (2005)
Psycho (1960)
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
Purple Rose of Cairo (1985)

Quadrophenia (1979)
Queen, The (2006)
Quest for Fire (1981)
Quiz Show (1994)

Raging Bull (1980)
Raising Arizona (1987)
Rambo: First Blood Part II (1985)
Radio Days (1987)
Ragtime (1981)
Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
Rain Man (1988)
Ran (1985)
Ransom (1996)
Rapture, The (1991) [I bailed]
Ratatouille (2007)
Ray (2004)
Real Genius (1985)
Rear Window (1954)
Rebecca (1940)
Rebel Without a Cause (1955)
Recount (2008)
Red Dawn (1984)
Red Eye (2005)
Red Planet (2000)
Red Road (2006)
Red Rock West (1992) [I slept a lot]
Red Violin, The (1998)
Ref, The (1994)
Regarding Henry (1991)
Reindeer Games (2000)
Remains of the Day, The (1993)
Reno 911!: Miami (2007)
Reprise (2006)
Requiem for a Dream (2000)
Rescue Dawn (2006)
Reservoir Dogs (1992)
Return of the Pink Panther, The (1975)
Revenge of the Nerds (1984)
Revenge of the Pink Panther (1978)
Reversal of Fortune (1990)
Rififi (1955)
Right Stuff, The (1983)
Ripley's Game (2002)
Risky Business (1983)
River's Edge (1986)
River Runs Through It, A (1992)
Road, The (2009)
Road to Perdition (2002)
Road Warrior, The (a.k.a. Mad Max 2) (1981)
Rob Roy (1995)
Robocop (1987)
Rock 'n' Roll High School (1979)
Rock, The (1996)
Rocket Science (2007)
Rocky (1976)
Rocky II (1979)
Rocky III (1982)
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)
Roger & Me (1989)
Roger Dodger (2002)
Role Models (2008)
Roman de gare (2007)
Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired (2008)
Romper Stomper (1992) [I slept a lot]
Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997)
Ronin (1998)
Rosemary's Baby (1968) [I slept too much]
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead (1990)
Rounders (1998) [watched concurrently on a plane with "Pleasantville"]
Roxanne (1987)
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Rumble in the Bronx (1995)
Run, Lola, Run (1998)
Runaway Train (1985)
Running Man, The (1987)
Rush Hour (1998)
Rush Hour 2 (2001)
Rushmore (1998)
Ruthless People (1986)

Safety Last! (1923)
Salt (2010)
Salton Sea, The (2002)
Same Time, Next Year (1978)
Sands of Iwo Jima (1949) [I bailed]
Santa Clause, The (1994)
Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005)
Savages, The (2007)
Saved! (2004)
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Saving Silverman (2001)
Scarface (1983)
Schindler's List (1993)
School of Rock, The (2003)
Score, The (2001)
Scottsboro: An American Tragedy (2000)
Scout's Honor (2001)
Scrabylon (2003)
Seabiscuit (2003)
Sea of Love (1989)
Searching for Bobby Fischer (1993)
Secondhand Lions (2003)
Secretary (2002)
Secrets & Lies (1996)
Secret Window (2004)
Seems Like Old Times (1980)
Sergeant York (1941)
Series 7: The Contenders (2001)
Serious Man, A (2009)
Seven Samurai (1954)
Sex, Lies, and Videotape (1989)
Sexy Beast (2000)
Shackleton's Antarctic Adventure (2001)
Shaft (1971)
Shaft (2000)
Shaggy D.A., The (1976)
Shakespeare in Love (1998)
Shallow Grave (1994)
Shanghai Noon (2000)
Shaolin Soccer (2001)
Sharky's Machine (1981)
Shattered Glass (2003)
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
Shine (1996)
Shining, The (1980)
Shock to the System, A (1990)
Shopgirl (2005)
Shot in the Dark, A (1964)
Shut Up & Sing (2006)
Sicko (2007)
Sideways (2004)
Silence of the Lambs, The (1991)
Silent Partner, The (1978) [?]
Silverado (1985)
Silver City (2004)
Silver Streak (1976)
Simple Plan, A (1998)
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Sin City (2005)
Single Man, A (2009)
Singles (1992)
Single White Female (1992)
Six Days Seven Nights (1998)
Six Degrees of Separation (1993)
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Sixth Sense, The (1999)
Slacker (1991)
Slap Shot (1977)
Sleepless in Seattle (1993)
Sliding Doors (1998)
Sling Blade (1996)
Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
Small Time Crooks (2000)
Smartest Guys in the Room, The (2005)
Smoke (1995)
Smoke Signals (1998)
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
Smokin' Aces (2006)
Smooth Talk (1985)
Snake Eyes (1998)
Snatch. (2000) [I slept some, but I wouldn't have understood it anyway]
Sneakers (1992)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993)
Soldier (1998)
Solitary Man (2009)
Some Like It Hot (1959)
Something's Gotta Give (2003)
Something Wild (1986)
Somewhere in Time (1980)
Son, The [a.k.a. Le Fils] (2002)
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (1999)
Space Cowboys (2000)
Spanglish (2004)
Spanish Prisoner, The (1997)
Species (1995)
Speed (1994)
Spider (2002)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Spy Game (2001)
Spy Kids (2001)
Spy Who Loved Me, The (1977) [?]
Squid and the Whale, The (2005)
St. Elmo's Fire (1985)
Standard Operating Procedure (2008)
Stakeout (1987)
Star 80 (1983)
Star Chamber, The (1983) [?]
Star Is Born, A (1976)
Starman (1984)
Starting Out in the Evening (2007)
Star Trek (2009)
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984)
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Star Trek: First Contact (1996)
Star Trek Insurrection (1998)
Star Wars (1977)
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (1999)
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983)
State and Main (2000)
State of Play (2009)
Station Agent, The (2003)
Sting, The (1973)
Stir Crazy (1980)
Stop-Loss (2008)
Stormy Monday (1988)
Straight Story, The (1999)
Straight Time (1978)
Strange Culture (2007)
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) [I slept a lot]
Stranger With a Camera (2000)
Straw Dogs (1971) [I slept]
Strictly Ballroom (1992)
Stripes (1981)
Stuart Saves His Family (1995)
Sudden Death (1995)
Sudden Impact (1983)
Sum of All Fears, The (2002) [I slept through 40% of it]
Sunshine Boys, The (1975)
Superbad (2007)
Superbug, the Wild One (1973)
Super Fly (1972)
Superman (1978)
Superman II (1980)
Superman III (1983)
Super Size Me (2004)
Superstar (1999)
Swamp Thing (1982)
Swarm, The (1978)
Swimfan (2002)
Swimming Pool (2003)
Swingers (1996)
Synecdoche, New York (2008)
Syriana (2005)

Talented Mr. Ripley, The (1999)
Talk to Me (2007)
Talladega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Taps (1981)
Taxi Driver (1976)
Taxi to the Dark Side (2007)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Tell No One [Ne le dis a personne] (2006)
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006)
Tender Mercies (1983)
Terminator, The (1984)
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
Terror's Advocate (2007)
Texas Chain Saw Massacre, The (1974)
Thank You for Smoking (2005)
That Thing You Do! (1996)
Thelma & Louise (1991)
There's Something About Mary (1998)
Theremin: An Electronic Odyssey (1994)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Thin (2006)
Thin Blue Line, The (1988)
Thirteen at Dinner (1985)
Thirteen Conversations About the Same Thing (2001)
Thirteen Days (2000)
Thirteenth Floor, The (1999)
This Film Is Not Yet Rated (2006)
This Is Spinal Tap (1984)
Thomas Crown Affair, The (1999)
Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, The (2005)
Three Days of the Condor (1975)
Three Kings (1999)
Thrilla in Manila (2009)
Thunderheart (1992)
Tightrope (1984)
Time After Time (1979)
Time Bandits (1981)
Timecop (1994)
Times of Harvey Milk, The (1984)
Tin Men (1987)
Titanic (1997)
To Be or Not to Be (1983)
To Be and To Have (2002) [I bailed]
To Die For (1995)
To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
To Live and Die in L.A. (1985)
Tomb Raider II (1997)
Tommy Boy (1995)
Tootsie (1982)
Top Gun (1986)
Top Secret! (1984)
Total Recall (1990)
Touching the Void (2003)
Toy Story (1995) [I also saw 3-D version]
Toy Story 2 (1999) [I also saw 3-D version]
Toy Story 3 (2010)
Trading Places (1983)
Traffic (2000)
Training Day (2001)
Trainspotting (1996)
Traitor (2008)
Trees Lounge (1996)
Trekkies (1997)
Trials of Henry Kissinger, The (2002)
Trial and Error (1997) [I bailed]
Triplets of Belleville, The (2003)
Trip with the Teacher (1975)
Triumph of the Will (1935)
True Crime (1996)
True Lies (1994)
True Romance (1993)
Truman Show, The (1998)
Trumbo (2007)
Truth About Cats & Dogs, The (1996)
Tupac and Biggie (2002) [I walked out]
Twilight (1998)
Twilight Zone: The Movie (1983)
Twin Dragons (1992)
Twins (1988)
Twister (1996)
Two-Minute Warning (1976)
Two Towns of Jasper (2002)
Tyson (2008)

U.S. Marshals (1998)
Ulee's Gold (1997)
Unbreakable (2000)
Underneath (1995)
Under Siege (1992)
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995)
Undisputed (2002)
Unfaithful (2002)
Unfinished Life, An (2005)
Unforgivable Blackness: The Rise and Fall of Jack Johnson (2004) [did not finish]
Unforgiven (1992)
United 93 (2006)
United States of Leland, The (2003)
Unknown White Male (2005)
Unlawful Entry (1992)
Until the End of the World (1991)
Untouchables, The (1987)
Up (2009)
Up in Smoke (1978)
Up in the Air (2009)
Up the Academy (1980)
Usual Suspects, The (1995)

Vacation (1983)
Valkyrie (2008)
Vampires [a.k.a. John Carpenter's Vampires] (1998)
Vanishing, The (1993)
Vera Drake (2004) [I bailed]
Verdict, The (1982)
Vernon, Florida (1982)
Vertigo (1958)
Very Brady Sequel, A (1996)
Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)
Victory (1981)
Virgil Bliss (2001)
Visitor, The (2007)

Wadd: The Life & Times of John C. Holmes (1998)
Waiting ... (2005)
Waiting for Guffman (1996)
Waitress (2007)
Waking Life (2001)
Waking Ned (1998)
Walk Hard (2007)
Walking Tall (1973)
Walk in the Clouds, A (1995)
Walk the Line (2005)
WALL-E (2008)
Wall Street (1987)
Waltz with Bashir (2008)
Wanted (2008)
WarGames (1983)
War Room, The (1993)
Waterboy, The (1998)
Watership Down (1978)
Way of the Gun (2000)
Wayne's World (1992)
Wayne's World 2 (1993) [part of it]
Weather Underground, The (2002)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Wedding Singer, The (1998)
Welcome to the Dollhouse (1995)
What's Eating Gilbert Grape (1993)
What About Bob? (1991)
When Harry Met Sally (1989)
When We Were Kings (1996)
While You Were Sleeping (1995)
Whispers in the Dark (1992)
Whistle Blower, The (1987) [I slept]
White Men Can't Jump (1992)
White Nights (1985)
Who's That Girl? (1987)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988)
Who Killed the Electric Car? (2006)
Whole Nine Yards, The (2000)
Wholly Moses (1980)
Whose Life Is It Anyway? (1981)
Who the #$&% is Jackson Pollock? [a.k.a. replace "#$&%" with the f-word] (2006)
Why We Fight (2005)
Wild Things (1998)
Winslow Boy, The (1999)
Witches of Eastwick, The (1987)
Without a Clue (1988)
Witness (1985)
Wizard of Oz, The (1939)
Wonder Boys, The (2000)
Woodsman, The (2004)
Wordplay (2006)
Working Girl (1988) [I bailed]
World Trade Center (2006)
World of Henry Orient, The (1964)
Wrestler, The (2008)

X2 [a.k.a. X-Men 2] (2003)
X Files, The (1998)
X-Files, The: I Want to Believe (2008)
X-Men (2000)

Yank at Oxford, A (1938)
Year of Living Dangerously, The (1982)
Year One (2009)
Yes Men, The (2003)
You Can Count On Me (2000)
Young Frankenstein (1974)
Your Friends & Neighbors (1998)

Z (1969)
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)
Zelig (1983)
Zero Effect (1998)
Zodiac (2007)
Zombieland (2009)
Zoolander (2001)