Stuart Rachels


Every Movie I've Seen, By Year (2000-present)

(Updated constantly)

Below, "[I bailed]" means I quit watching the film in someone's home. "[I walked out]" means I left a public theater a free man.


Almost Famous (2000)
American Psycho (2000)
Amores perros (2000)
Best in Show (2000)
Boiler Room (2000)
Cast Away (2000)
Charlie's Angels (2000)
Chicken Rice War (2000)
Chicken Run (2000)
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Diamond Men (2000)
Dinosaur (2000)
Dropping Out (2000)
Dungeons & Dragons (2000)
Erin Brokovich (2000)
Filth and the Fury, The (2000)
Frequency (2000)
George Wallace: Settin' the Woods on Fire (2000)
Girlfight (2000)
Gladiator (2000)
High Fidelity (2000)
Ladies Man, The (2000)
Lucky Numbers (2000)
Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
Memento (2000)
Next Best Thing, The (2000)
Nine Queens (2000)
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
Panic (2000)
Paradise Lost 2: Revelations (2000)
Perfect Storm, The (2000)
Princess and the Warrior, The (2000)
Red Planet (2000)
Reindeer Games (2000)
Requiem for a Dream (2000)
Scottsboro: An American Tragedy (2000)
Sexy Beast (2000)
Shaft (2000)
Shanghai Noon (2000)
Small Time Crooks (2000)
Snatch. (2000) [I slept some, but I wouldn't have understood it anyway]
Space Cowboys (2000)
State and Main (2000)
Stranger With a Camera (2000)
Thirteen Days (2000)
Traffic (2000)
Unbreakable (2000)
Way of the Gun (2000)
Whole Nine Yards, The (2000)
Wonder Boys, The (2000)
X-Men (2000)
You Can Count On Me (2000)

15 Minutes (2001)
Ali (2001)
Amelie (2001)
Beautiful Mind, A (2001)
Black Hawk Down (2001) [I mostly slept]
Blow (2001)
Corrections (2001)
Deep End, The (2001)
Dogtown and Z-Boys (2001)
Don't Say a Word (2001)
Donnie Darko (2001)
Enemy at the Gates (2001)
Enigma (2001)
Exit Wounds (2001)
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) [I slept both times I "watched" it]
Frailty (2001)
Get Over It (2001)
Ghost World (2001)
Gosford Park (2001) [bad projection, so I walked out]
Green Dragon (2001)
Heist (2001) [I slept some]
In the Bedroom (2001)
Journeys Into Amazing Caves (2001)
Lantana (2001)
Legally Blonde (2001)
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001)
Man Who Wasn't There, The (2001)
Monster's Ball (2001)
Monster's, Inc. (2001)
Mulholland Dr. (2001)
Murder on a Sunday Morning (2001)
Ocean's Eleven (2001)
Others, The (2001)
Piano Teacher, The (2001)
Pledge, The (2001)
Royal Tenenbaums, The (2001)
Rush Hour 2 (2001)
Saving Silverman (2001)
Score, The (2001)
Scout's Honor (2001)
Series 7: The Contenders (2001)
Shackleton's Antarctic Adventure (2001)
Shaolin Soccer (2001)
Spy Game (2001)
Spy Kids (2001)
Thirteen Conversations About the Same Thing (2001)
Training Day (2001)
Virgil Bliss (2001)
Waking Life (2001)
Zoolander (2001)

24 Hour Party People (2002)
25th Hour (2002)
8 Mile (2002)
About a Boy (2002)
About Schmidt (2002)
Adaptation. (2002)
Ali G Indahouse (2002)
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
Bourne Identity, The (2002)
Bowling for Columbine (2002)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Changing Lanes (2002)
City By the Sea (2002)
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (2002)
Dirty Pretty Things (2002)
Gigantic (A Tale of Two Johns) (2002)
I Am Trying to Break Your Heart (2002)
Insomnia (2002)
Minority Report (2002)
Mr. Deeds (2002)
One Hour Photo (2002)
Pianist, The (2002)
Punch-Drunk Love (2002)
Ripley's Game (2002)
Road to Perdition (2002)
Roger Dodger (2002)
Salton Sea, The (2002)
Secretary (2002)
Spider (2002)
Son, The [a.k.a. Le Fils] (2002)
Sum of All Fears, The (2002) [I slept through 40% of it]
Swimfan (2002)
To Be and To Have (2002) [I bailed]
Trials of Henry Kissinger, The (2002)
Tupac and Biggie (2002) [I walked out]
Two Towns of Jasper (2002)
Undisputed (2002)
Unfaithful (2002)
Weather Underground, The (2002)

21 Grams (2003)
American Splendor (2003)
Anger Management (2003)
Badder Santa (2003)
Capturing the Friedmans (2003)
Coffee and Cigarettes (2003)
Confidence (2003)
Cooler, The (2003)
Corporation, The (2003)
Elephant (2003)
Elf (2003)
Fog of War: Eleven Lessons from the Life of Robert S. McNamara, The (2003)
Haunted Mansion, The (2003)
Intolerable Cruelty (2003)
Japanese Story (2003)
Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
Life of David Gale, The (2003)
Lost in Translation (2003) [I liked it but missed the end]
Matrix Revolutions, The (2003)
Mighty Wind, A (2003)
Monster (2003)
Mother, The (2003)
Mystic River (2003)
Open Range (2003)
Open Water (2003)
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
School of Rock, The (2003)
Scrabylon (2003)
Seabiscuit (2003)
Secondhand Lions (2003)
Shattered Glass (2003)
Something's Gotta Give (2003)
Station Agent, The (2003)
Swimming Pool (2003)
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
Triplets of Belleville, The (2003)
Touching the Void (2003)
United States of Leland, The (2003)
X2 [a.k.a. X-Men 2] (2003)
Yes Men, The (2003)

Alfie (2004)
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
Assassination of Richard Nixon, The (2004)
Aviator, The (2004)
Bourne Supremacy, The (2004)
Cellular (2004)
Clearing, The (2004)
Crash (2004)
Day After Tomorrow, The (2004)
Dodge Ball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
Door in the Floor, The (2004)
Downfall (2004)
End of Suburbia: Oil Depletion and the Collapse of the American Dream, The (2004)
Enduring Love (2004)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004)
Fight, The (American Experience) (2004)
Garden State (2004)
Harold & Kuhmar Go to White Castle (2004)
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)
Hotel Rwanda (2004)
In Good Company (2004)
Incredibles, The (2004)
John Holmes: The Man, The Myth, The Legend (2004)
Kill Bill: Vol. 2 (2004)
Ladder 49 (2004)
Machinist, The (2004)
Manchurian Candidate, The (2004)
Maria Full of Grace (2004)
Mean Creek (2004)
Mean Girls (2004)
Metallica: Some Kind of Monster (2004)
Million Dollar Baby (2004)
Millions (2004)
Mr 3000 (2004)
Mysterious Skin (2004)
Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Ocean's Twelve (2004)
Palindromes (2004)
Polar Express, The (2004)
Ray (2004)
Saved! (2004)
Secret Window (2004)
Shaun of the Dead (2004)
Sideways (2004)
Silver City (2004)
Spanglish (2004)
Spider-Man 2 (2004)
Super Size Me (2004)
Team America: World Police (2004)
Unforgivable Blackness: The Rise and Fall of Jack Johnson (2004) [did not finish]
Vera Drake (2004) [I bailed]
Woodsman, The (2004)

40 Year Old Virgin, The (2005)
After Innocence (2005)
Aristocrats, The (2005)
Bad News Bears (2005)
Batman Begins (2005)
Be Cool (2005)
Brick (2005)
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Cache (2005)
Capote (2005)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
Cock and Bull Story, A [a.k.a. Tristram Shandy] (2005)
Corpse Bride (2005)
Dave Chapelle's Block Party (2005)
Devil and Daniel Johnston, The (2005)
Devil's Rejects, The (2005)
Domino (2005)
Down in the Valley (2005)
Fever Pitch (2005)
Fighting for Life in the Death-Belt (2005)
Flightplan (2005)
Game 6 (2005)
Good Night, and Good Luck. (2005)
Greatest Game Ever Played, The (2005)
Grizzly Man (2005)
Happy Endings (2005)
Hard Candy (2005)
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005)
Heart of the Game, The (2005)
History of Violence, A (2005)
Hostage (2005)
Hustle & Flow (2005)
Ice Harvest, The (2005)
Interpreter, The (2005)
Junebug (2005)
Kicking & Screaming (2005)
King, The (2005)
Las Vegas: An Unconventional History (American Experience) (2005)
Left of the Dial (2005)
March of the Penguins (2005)
Match Point (2005)
Me and You and Everyone We Know (2005)
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (2005) [I walked out]
Munich (2005)
Murderball (2005)
North Country Norma Rae (2005)
Producers, The (2005)
Proposition, The (2005)
Red Eye (2005)
Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005)
Shopgirl (2005)
Sin City (2005)
Smartest Guys in the Room, The (2005)
Squid and the Whale, The (2005)
Syriana (2005)
Thank You for Smoking (2005)
Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, The (2005)
Unfinished Life, An (2005)
Unknown White Male (2005)
Waiting ... (2005)
Walk the Line (2005)
Wedding Crashers (2005)
Why We Fight (2005)

Akeelah and the Bee (2006)
Alpha Dog (2006)
Apocalypto (2006)
Art School Confidential (2006)
Babel (2006)
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan (2006)
Bridge, The (2006)
Cars (2006)
Casino Royale (2006)
Departed, The (2006)
For Your Consideration (2006)
Freedomland (2006)
Good Shepherd, The (2006)
Guardian, The (2006)
half nelson (2006)
Hollywoodland (2006)
Idiocracy (2006)
Illusionist, The (2006)
Inconvenient Truth, An (2006)
Inside Man (2006) [I bailed]
Jonestown: The Life and Death of Peoples Temple (2006)
Last Holiday (2006)
Last King of Scotland, The (2006)
Letters from Iwo Jima (2006)
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
Lives of Others, The (2006)
Mission: Impossible III (2006)
Neil Young: Heart of Gold (2006)
Night Listener, The (2006)
Over the Hedge (2006)
Pan's Labyrinth (2006)
Prestige, The (2006)
Queen, The (2006)
Red Road (2006)
Reprise (2006)
Rescue Dawn (2006)
Rocky Balboa (2006)
Shut Up & Sing (2006)
Smokin' Aces (2006)
Stranger Than Fiction (2006) [I slept a lot]
Talladega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby (2006)
Tell No One [Ne le dis a personne] (2006)
Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny (2006)
Thin (2006)
This Film Is Not Yet Rated (2006)
United 93 (2006)
Who Killed the Electric Car? (2006)
Who the #$&% is Jackson Pollock? [a.k.a. replace "#$&%" with the f-word] (2006)
Wordplay (2006)
World Trade Center (2006)

3:10 to Yuma (2007)
4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days (2007)
American Gangster (2007)
Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, The (2007)
Atonement (2007)
Before the Devil Know You're Dead (2007)
Blades of Glory (2007)
Bourne Ultimatum, The (2007)
Boy A (2007)
Brave One, The (2007)
Breach (2007)
Charlie Wilson's War (2007)
Control (2007)
Crazy Love (2007)
Diving Bell and the Butterfly, The (2007)
Eastern Promises (2007)
Edge of Heaven, The (2007)
Enchanted (2007)
Encounters at the End of the World (2007)
Gone Baby Gone (2007)
Grindhouse (2007)
Helvetica (2007)
Hitler's War [a.k.a. Germany at War 1939-1945] (2007)
Hitman (2007)
Hot Fuzz (2007)
I'm Not There. (2007) [parts of it]
I Am an Animal: The Story of Ingrid Newkirk and PETA (2007)
I Have Never Forgotten You: The Life and Legacy of Simon Wiesenthal (2007)
In the Shadow of the Moon (2007)
In the Valley of Elah (2007)
Into the Wild (2007)
Juno (2007)
King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters, The (2007)
Knocked Up (2007)
Live Free or Die Hard (2007)
Lookout, The (2007)
Michael Clayton (2007)
My Kid Could Paint That (2007)
No Country for Old Men (2007)
No End in Sight (2007)
Paranoid Park (2007)
Persepolis (2007)
Pride (2007)
Ratatouille (2007)
Reno 911!: Miami (2007)
Rocket Science (2007)
Roman de gare (2007)
Savages, The (2007)
Sicko (2007)
Simpsons Movie, The (2007)
Starting Out in the Evening (2007)
Strange Culture (2007)
Superbad (2007)
Talk to Me (2007)
Taxi to the Dark Side (2007)
Terror's Advocate (2007)
There Will Be Blood (2007)
Trumbo (2007)
Visitor, The (2007)
Waitress (2007)
Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (2007)
Zodiac (2007)

21 (2008)
American Teen (2008) [I bailed]
Bank Job, The (2008)
Bolt (2008)
Boogie Man: The Lee Atwater Story (2008)
Burn After Reading (2008)
Changeling (2008)
Curious Case of Benjamin Button, The (2008)
Dark Knight, The (2008)
Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father (2008)
Elegy (2008)
Flow: For Love of Water (2008)
Food, Inc. (2008)
Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008)
Frost/Nixon (2008)
Frozen River (2008)
Ghost Town (2008)
Gomorra (2008)
Gran Torino (2008)
Hamlet 2 (2008)
Hancock (2008)
Happy-Go-Lucky (2008)
Herb and Dorothy (2008)
Hurt Locker, The (2008)
I've Loved You So Long [a.k.a. Il y a longtemps que je t'aime] (2008)
I.O.U.S.A. (2008)
In Bruges (2008)
Incredible Hulk, The (2008)
Iron Man (2008)
JCVD (2008)
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)
Kung Fu Panda (2008)
Let the Right One In (2008) [I slept some]
Man on Wire (2008)
Milk (2008)
Order of Myths, The (2008) [I bailed]
Pineapple Express (2008)
Recount (2008)
Role Models (2008)
Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired (2008)
Slumdog Millionaire (2008)
Standard Operating Procedure (2008)
Stop-Loss (2008)
Synecdoche, New York (2008)
Traitor (2008)
Tropic Thunder (2008)
Tyson (2008)
Valkyrie (2008)
Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)
WALL-E (2008)
Waltz with Bashir (2008)
Wanted (2008)
Wrestler, The (2008)
X-Files, The: I Want to Believe (2008)
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)

(500) Days of Summer (2009)
Adventureland (2009)
Black Dynamite (2009)
Blind Side, The (2009)
Bruno (2009)
Coraline (2009)
Crazy Heart (2009)
Death on a Factory Farm (2009)
District 9 (2009)
Drag Me to Hell (2009)
Education, An (2009)
Facing Ali (2009)
Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)
Girlfriend Experience, The (2009)
Hangover, The (2009)
I Love You, Man (2009)
Informant!, The (2009)
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
International, The (2009)
Julie & Julia (2009)
Keeper, The (2009)
Messenger, The (2009)
Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers, The (2009)
Observe and Report (2009)
Outrage (2009)
Public Enemies (2009)
Road, The (2009)
Serious Man, A (2009)
Single Man, A (2009)
Solitary Man (2009)
Star Trek (2009)
State of Play (2009)
Thrilla in Manila (2009)
Up (2009)
Up in the Air (2009)
Year One (2009)
Zombieland (2009)

Despicable Me (2010)
Get Him to the Greek (2010)
Ghost Writer, The (2010)
Hot Tub Time Machine (2010)
How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
Inception (2010)
Iron Man 2 (2010)
Kids Are All Right, The (2010)
Other Guys, The (2010)
Please Give (2010)
Salt (2010)
Toy Story 3 (2010)